This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.
wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…
no because you go down an ordinary slide with your clothes on - go down a waterslide and you’re only wearing a bathing suit.
skin will catch on the plastic and it’ll be super duper uncomfortable
Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.